When I was about 8 years old, my mom bought me two pairs of stirrup pants. Remember those? The knit pants with a strap around the bottom of the leg that you looped underneath your foot? They were so cool! Where are stirrup pants now?!
Anyway, my mom bought me a pair of black pants and a pair of pink and white floral print pants. I mean, because the story wouldn't be
nearly as good if it weren't for the pink and white flower print stirrup pants!
Right. So. I was wearing my new favorite pink and white flower power pants and playing with the neighborhood kids at the bike trail. My right arm was in a cast from a previous tragedy (another story), but I didn't let that stop me from climbing a tree.
(I loved climbing trees as a kid. Anyone else?)
You may have guessed where this is going...
I fell out of said tree. And while I managed not to break my left arm, I did to a pretty good job at mangling my brand new pink and white floral print stirrup pants. They tore from the waste all the way down the leg. The tree did a pretty good job at tearing into my leg, too. The boys laughed. I turned
red of embarrassment. And ran home attempting to cover myself with shreds of hot pink and white fabric. I cried.
My brand new pants! They were so pretty. So soft. So comfortable. So... stylish!